I am ReBlogging this in the name of ohmygentlechrist.
Over the years, many legends were born about how First Mate Bubbles lost his eye. Some said he gave it to a clan of wicked sirens in exchange for his life. Others told of how he lost it in an epic undersea battle with a kraken.
But the truth is that it’s just a really bad idea to wave a sword around in a small glass bowl.
