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me: UGH! If I have to read one more thing about (“literary culture,” a “cute” thing Adam Gopnik’s kid did or said, a very rich person’s feelings, a “trend,” how yoga didn’t make someone thin enough, etc etc etc etc) …
Keith: Well, you should start doing a better job of locking the windows and doors.
me: Of … what?
Keith: So the man can’t get in.
me: The man?
Keith: The man who holds a gun to your head and makes you read that stuff.
(Source: emilygould)